"I’m so co…." I spot a dad smiling in the distance. I think for a second. "my name is cold,” I say instead. suddenly the dad explodes and there is no more joking now. I sit on my throne of dead fathers for the rest of time
Jade just came into my room crying because she finished the last episode of Gossip Girl
"But it was so PERFECT and AMAZING and THEY EVEN ENDED THE MUSIC AT THE RIGHT TIME AND IT WAS FLORENCE AND THE MACHINE AARRRRGHHHHHH"
He dresses funny, he listens to complaint rock, he’s not even cute in a conventional way… I mean, he’s just like this slug that hangs around the house all the time! Ugh! And he’s a hideous dancer, couldn’t take him anywhere. Wait a second, what am I stressing about, this is like, Josh. Okay, okay……so he’s kind of a Baldwin. What would he want with Ty, she couldn’t make him happy, Josh needs someone with imagination, someone to take care of him, someone to laugh at his jokes in case he ever makes any…the suddenly….
Oh my god! I love Josh! I’m majorly, totally, butt crazy in love with Josh!
In 1937 two women caused a car accident by wearing shorts in public for the first time
In 1937 a careless driver caused an accident when he took his eyes off the road to ogle 2 women wearing shorts in public for the first time.
fucking thank you